I have seen this done other places, and I will adapt it for my own benefit, because right here is all about my way!!! I am going to list 41 things about me….then you will know, if you show up here…

1. I am 41 years old.
2. I have two sons, 17 and 20 .
3. the boys have different dads.
4. I have been divorced for 17 years, nearly. (far longer than I was married!)
5. I am morbidly obese.
6. I workout 3-5 times a week.
7. I can eat enormous amounts of food, and hate that.
8. I am bored with my life.
9. I am single, and celibate.
10. I have five dogs who don’t always get along with each other.
11. I have 6 cats who can only interact with some of the dogs.
12. I drink lots of water, because I like to.
13. I think I am an extrovert, but I act like a hermit.
14. I whine too much about inconsequential things.
15. I am an phone sex operator.
16. I am starting to believe I fear commitment, because I keep crushing on unavailable men.
17. I really do not want my son to marry his girlfriend, and if it ever gets that close, I will protest. She’s ok for fun, but not for permanent.
18. I am realizing I am more spoiled than I like to admit.
19. I love spell-check…lol
20. I lack drive and ambition, but in realizing and accepting that, I can grow.
21. I can’t stand when women blame their attitudes on PMS- if you KNOW it’s PMS, than DO something about it, don’t take it out on others and act like a victim!
22. I am a big fan of making lists, but am not very good at the follow up!
23. I like porn.
24. I love pearls, but in this hick town, no one cares.
25. I love this goofy little hick town!